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067. Fantasmal Fan
A folding fan from the Heian period. It’s said that whoever possesses this can converse with spirits.
022. Coconut
A coconut that came from a palm tree. It’s not only edible, but has all sorts of other uses, such as serving as a musical instrument once processed.
Bread Tray
A tray containing many different types of bread! Despite being in the vending machine, it’s all still edible.
060. Go Pieces
White and black stones used for playing Go. The game of Go brought forth many words into general use, such as fuseki (groundwork) and jouseki (established tactics). The two colors, white and black, may bring forth despair.
034. Shwip-On Bracelets
Toys that normally stick straight out like a ruler, but wrap around your arm with a 'shwip!’ when you hit your arm with them.
010. Non-Alcoholic Wine
A soft drink with almost no alcohol in it. It tastes more like sour grape juice than wine.
043. Marvellous Prince
Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.
068. Blueberry Solid Gold
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
014. Chocolate-Chip Jerky
Smoked meat covered with chocolate chips. It was created as a non-perishable food by a chef who specialized in unusual food combinations. It’s not a combination you’d really want to make.
040. Endless Dandelion
A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want.
024. Nib Pen
A pen that draws lines when you soak the tip in ink. You can draw various types of lines depending on the technique used, so it’s used for drawing comics and illustrations often.
068. Blueberry Solid Gold
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
055. The Queen’s Straitjacket
Clothing used for escape artistry by the genius illusionist, Queen Terko. It restricts both of your hands. Apparently there are people who feel pleasure from this feeling of restriction.
061. Fishing Rod Pen
A fishing rod made so that you can have fun fishing anywhere, anytime. It can shrink down to the size of a ballpoint pen, leaving you free to carry it around.
053. Iron-Nicking Sword
A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless.
025. Tissues
A worthy symbol of modern people. Throw-away paper with many purposes, such as drying your nose, wiping up stains, and softly wrapping things.
048. Golden Gun
A replica of a gun used by a certain assassin. It seems to be missing a part, and the firing mechanism doesn’t work.
1 - 075. White Rabbit Earmuffs
A popular item from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Inabauer”.
2 - 041. Rose-Hip Tea
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling.
3 - Chocobo Plush
There’s nothing cuter than Chocobos. Now you can hug one!
4 - 038. Police Badge
A gift from Judy. While it looks official, the department isn't noted and instead it reads "Anyone Can Be Anything".
5 - 067. Fantasmal Fan
A folding fan from the Heian period. It’s said that whoever possesses this can converse with spirits.
6 - 052. Cherry Blossom Bouquet
A bouquet of cherry tree branches. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms mean “an exquisite beauty”.
7 - 060. Friendship Potion
A gift from Milla. Sharing it with someone will strengthen your bond of friendship! At least, that's what it's supposed to do. It doesn't have any power here.
8 - 012. Cardboard Cutout
A gift from Viktor. It's a life-sized cutout of Viktor himself! Now you can take his smiling face with you wherever you go!
9 - 048. Golden Gun
A replica of a gun used by a certain assassin. It seems to be missing a part, and the firing mechanism doesn’t work.
10 - 063. Angel’s Fruit
Contrary to its venomous appearance, this fruit holds a sweetness that soars to the skies. However, it is said that any who eat it will be possessed by darkness and fall to the dark side.
1 - 010. Non-Alcoholic Wine
A soft drink with almost no alcohol in it. It tastes more like sour grape juice than wine.
2 - 025. Tea of Mourning
A gift from Alani. A bag of tea roughly the size of a pillow. The tea made with it tastes very bitter, but maybe you’re into that sort of thing?
3 - 080. Frozen Cinnabar Volcano Burgers
A gift from Gold. Gold's favorite food, they taste just like mom's home cooking despite... being frozen. They're basically hamburger steaks, but much hotter than any sane hamburger steak really should be.
4 - Fang's Necklace
A very precious necklace belonging to a very important person who isn’t here.
5 - 061. Fishing Rod Pen
A fishing rod made so that you can have fun fishing anywhere, anytime. It can shrink down to the size of a ballpoint pen, leaving you free to carry it around.
6 - 027. State Alchemist Pocketwatch
A gift from Kimbley. This is a mark of your ranking as a State Alchemist... or it would be, if you knew anything about blowing things up.
7 - 011. Brand New Sarashi
Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul.
8 - 016. Comb Scissors
Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.
9 - Hard In Hightown 3: The Re-Punchening
A book, though this one isn’t written by Varric so it’s probably not as great. On the other hand, “the Re-Punchening” is an awesome subtitle for a book.
10 - 028. Eternal Friendship Bracelet
A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.
You've also received an extra item from the machine:
Poster
A large poster featuring some loser figure skater from Japan.
TO KEEP
Crystal
This is just a normal crystal here, but it might be important to someone.
Tea of Mourning
A bag of tea roughly the size of a pillow. The tea made with it tastes very bitter, but maybe you’re into that sort of thing?
Apron
An adorable apron with a cat face on it. Don’t you want to get cooking?
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